2015 Jaguar F-Type R Coupe First Impression

I know what trouble looks like; after all, I have a mischievous 2.5-year-old son at home. I see when he gets that look in his eye, that twitch of his mouth, and I know something is about to be done or was already done and I'm going to discover it momentarily. Well, the Jaguar F-Type Coupe has that look. All. The. Time.